May 17, 2014

Love Or Hate: Couples Edition

And now the Witches' Coven plays one of our favorite games -  Love Or Hate -  where we share our feelings for celebrities, with no in betweens. Our first edition -  we dish on Hollywood couples.

1. Brangelina






Tammy: HATE. Sanctimonious bitch and overaged Lothario.  Loathing, unadulterated loathing.

Chloe: HATE.  For obvious reasons.

Sandy: HATE. Everybody treats them like they're the king and queen of the universe. What about my girl Jen?





2.  Clooney and Amal Amalamaladingdong




Tammy: HATE. I'll give them 3 months max. They'll break up after Stacey Kiebler gives birth.

Chloe: HATE. It just doesn't feel right.

Sandy: HATE. There's something very fishy here, like it's not real. Ehh.







3. Justifer


Tammy: LOVE.  Team Aniston all the way.

Chloe: LOVE. I love them both individually, so I love them as a couple.

Sandy. LOVE. They should just get married already, beat Brangelina to the altar and have tons of babies (it's still possible!)












4. Jay and Bey




Tammy: HATE. I would pick INDIFFERENT if it were allowed, I just don't care about them.

Chloe: HATE. They're both parents already, but they still act like a badass and dress like a ho, respectively. I mean, what's up with that?

Sandy: HATE. I automatically hate anyone if the media keeps shoving them down my throat saying how perfect they are. They're not all that.







5. Blyan





Tammy: HATE. What is she, like 12?!

Chloe: HATE. Blake Lively looks like the stupidest person on the planet.

Sandy: HATE. A definite downgrade from Scarjo. What do they even talk about?










And there you have it! Come play in the comments!

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